Freeman's Mind： Episode 9-6_0NRT7g8bA.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:06.962→00:00:08.964

Wait, this isn't gonna work.

#300:00:08.964→00:00:12.535

If a rescue team comes, that gun's gonna turn them into peppered steak.

#400:00:12.535→00:00:13.602

[scientist sneezes]

#500:00:13.602→00:00:14.603

Good idea.

#600:00:14.603→00:00:15.538

[whistling noise] Yep.

#700:00:15.538→00:00:16.505

[turret firing]

#800:00:16.505→00:00:17.440

[turret beeps] You're right.

#900:00:17.440→00:00:18.441

[turret beeps] There's a firing delay

#1000:00:18.441→00:00:19.875

[turret beeps] when it's not beeping.

#1100:00:19.875→00:00:21.811

[turret beeps] And there's another bug!

#1200:00:21.811→00:00:22.611

[turret beeps]

#1300:00:22.611→00:00:23.913

[turret beeps] Damn, these things are faster

#1400:00:23.913→00:00:25.715

[turret beeps] than the centipedes in my house!

#1500:00:25.715→00:00:26.282

[turret beeps]

#1600:00:26.282→00:00:27.416

[turret beeps] Eh, screw it.

#1700:00:27.416→00:00:28.984

[turret beeps] I'll just wait until the beeping stops,

#1800:00:28.984→00:00:30.352

[turret beeps] then make a dash for it.

#1900:00:30.352→00:00:31.253

[turret beeps]

#2000:00:31.253→00:00:32.455

[turret beeps] It's just as well.

#2100:00:32.455→00:00:34.023

[turret deactivating] I wasn't looking forward to staying here

#2200:00:34.023→00:00:35.925

and cannibalizing that guy for food.

#2300:00:36.559→00:00:38.360

Oh, back for more, huh?

#2400:00:38.360→00:00:41.297

SCIENTIST: Don't you think we should...wait here for a while?

#2500:00:41.297→00:00:42.965

Nah, you're on your own, chump.

#2600:00:43.833→00:00:45.568

[whistling sound] Pew!

#2700:00:45.568→00:00:46.836

[turret beeps] Sweet!

#2800:00:46.836→00:00:49.472

[turret beeps] Man, that guy back there is just screwed.

#2900:00:49.472→00:00:51.674

[turret beeps] Well, once again, not my problem.

#3000:00:51.674→00:00:52.274

[turret beeps] Oh, what the--

#3100:00:52.274→00:00:53.175

[headcrab squeals]

#3200:00:53.175→00:00:55.644

OKAY, CHILDREN, CLASS IS IN SESSION!

#3300:00:55.644→00:00:57.279

EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS!

#3400:00:57.279→00:01:00.015

I SAID, "EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS!"

#3500:01:00.015→00:01:01.951

DAMMIT, BILLY, THAT MEANS YOU, TOO!

#3600:01:01.951→00:01:03.853

TAKE YOUR SEAT!

#3700:01:03.853→00:01:07.223

Okay, now today's lesson is on--wait, what am I doing?

#3800:01:07.223→00:01:08.290

I don't know.

#3900:01:08.290→00:01:12.228

Y'know, facial lacerations aside, that was pretty pimp of me.

#4000:01:12.228→00:01:13.596

[gunfire] I need a sword.

#4100:01:13.596→00:01:14.964

And a helmet.

#4200:01:14.964→00:01:16.332

And a horse.

#4300:01:16.332→00:01:16.866

Yeah.

#4400:01:17.466→00:01:18.868

Hey, can I have your gun?

#4500:01:18.868→00:01:20.936

I thought it'd be cool to shoot people with two pistols

#4600:01:20.936→00:01:23.005

like I'm in a John Woo movie or something.

#4700:01:24.507→00:01:25.074

Uhh...

#4800:01:25.674→00:01:28.410

Fine, don't say anything, ya freak.

#4900:01:28.410→00:01:30.880

Oh, I guess he was using it.

#5000:01:30.880→00:01:35.417

Still, one gun is fun, but two is Woo-tastic.

#5100:01:35.417→00:01:36.152

[ceiling tiles fall] What?

#5200:01:36.152→00:01:37.520

[headcrab squeals] Gah! Dammit!

#5300:01:37.520→00:01:40.890

I'm getting sick of these face-huggers trying to French me.

#5400:01:40.890→00:01:43.225

It's not like I'm that hard up. Christ.

#5500:01:44.059→00:01:45.227

Oh, what's this?

#5600:01:45.895→00:01:47.897

Oh, doing the vent thing, huh?

#5700:01:47.897→00:01:48.898

Yeah, I was--

#5800:01:48.898→00:01:52.067

[alien growls, scientists scream]

#5900:01:52.067→00:01:54.236

Ugh! You dumbasses!

#6000:01:54.236→00:01:56.539

You can't go through the fan blades!

#6100:01:56.539→00:01:59.341

Some people just have to learn things the hard way.

#6200:01:59.341→00:02:02.711

I mean, it only took me one time to learn not to stick your head in a fan.

#6300:02:02.711→00:02:04.079

[vortigaunt charging up] Oh no...

#6400:02:04.079→00:02:05.014

[vortigaunt bolt] DAAAH!

#6500:02:05.014→00:02:06.348

Quit zapping me!

#6600:02:06.348→00:02:07.817

Let's see how you like it!

#6700:02:07.817→00:02:08.317

Dammit!

#6800:02:08.651→00:02:09.852

Have to reload...

#6900:02:10.085→00:02:11.153

Okay, pumpkinhead.

#7000:02:11.153→00:02:11.987

[vortigese]

#7100:02:12.555→00:02:15.257

Gah! These aliens suck!

#7200:02:15.257→00:02:18.694

I'm already afraid of Muppets; I don't need this on top of that!

#7300:02:19.195→00:02:20.362

Come out!

#7400:02:20.362→00:02:21.197

[whistles]

#7500:02:21.764→00:02:23.199

They're not coming.

#7600:02:23.199→00:02:26.001

You guys are even worse than the face-huggers, you know that?

#7700:02:26.001→00:02:27.303

I need a name for you.

#7800:02:27.303→00:02:30.472

I'm just going to call you 'zappers' until I can think of something better.

#7900:02:30.472→00:02:31.674

Where the hell are they?

#8000:02:31.674→00:02:32.675

[vortigese]

#8100:02:32.675→00:02:34.476

[vortigese] Oh, I can hear them.

#8200:02:34.476→00:02:35.678

I'd better check my flank.

#8300:02:35.678→00:02:37.680

That's how they got that dude in Jurassic Park.

#8400:02:38.547→00:02:40.382

Oh, wait, those were raptors.

#8500:02:40.850→00:02:42.151

Well, I'd shoot them, too.

#8600:02:42.151→00:02:43.018

[vortigaunt charging up]

#8700:02:43.018→00:02:43.485

[vortigaunt charging up] Bastard!

#8800:02:43.485→00:02:44.420

[vortigaunt bolt] [shudders]

#8900:02:45.287→00:02:47.323

THAT'S SO FRIGGIN' ANNOYING!

#9000:02:47.323→00:02:50.693

It's not like the electricity kills me; it just hurts!

#9100:02:50.693→00:02:52.294

I'm not sure what I'm more upset about:

#9200:02:52.294→00:02:53.596

that they're shocking me,

#9300:02:53.596→00:02:56.398

or that I can't shoot electricity from my hands.

#9400:02:56.966→00:02:58.667

I'm going backwards again, aren't I?

#9500:02:58.667→00:03:00.035

[vortigese]

#9600:03:00.035→00:03:01.337

Boom!

#9700:03:01.337→00:03:02.972

Oh, I see you, too!

#9800:03:03.606→00:03:06.809

Oh, man! I shoot one long-distance through a window

#9900:03:06.809→00:03:09.144

and another one that's waiting to jump me!

#10000:03:09.144→00:03:12.314

That is James Bond intuition!

#10100:03:12.314→00:03:13.883

Damn, I'm awesome!

#10200:03:13.883→00:03:18.787

[hums James Bond theme]

#10300:03:18.787→00:03:19.521

[hums James Bond theme] [ceiling tiles fall]

#10400:03:19.521→00:03:21.991

[hums James Bond theme] Dooh-duh-DAH-DAH! Duh, dehduh!

#10500:03:21.991→00:03:23.726

How did that thing know I was here?

#10600:03:23.726→00:03:25.427

How many of you fuckers are there?

#10700:03:25.427→00:03:28.831

Do you want me to individually engrave your names on each of my bullets?

#10800:03:28.831→00:03:31.267

Is my gun not personal enough for you?

#10900:03:31.267→00:03:33.802

I'll kill every last one of you bastards.

#11000:03:33.802→00:03:35.337

All I need are bullets.

#11100:03:35.337→00:03:37.039

We have a lot of bullets here!

#11200:03:38.374→00:03:41.277

EARTH IS A MINERAL-RICH PLANET!

#11300:03:41.610→00:03:43.112

I BET YOURS SUCKS!

#11400:03:43.112→00:03:45.748

It's probably a swamp planet with no metal!

#11500:03:45.748→00:03:48.284

And, if it's not, you probably belong in a swamp, anyway!

#11600:03:48.284→00:03:50.753

You should be out killing vacationing college students,

#11700:03:50.753→00:03:52.621

not scientists trying to get work do--

#11800:03:52.621→00:03:53.555

[gagging]

#11900:03:53.555→00:03:54.356

[barnacle chirping] [gagging]

#12000:03:56.125→00:03:57.293

What the fuck?!

#12100:03:57.293→00:03:59.094

Now, I'm covered in blood!

#12200:03:59.094→00:04:00.095

In my hair...

#12300:04:00.095→00:04:02.498

This is going to jam my gun.

#12400:04:02.498→00:04:03.632

And, what about you?

#12500:04:03.632→00:04:04.833

Enjoying the show?

#12600:04:04.833→00:04:07.503

SCIENTIST: I just overheard the secure access transmission.

#12700:04:07.503→00:04:10.472

SCIENTIST: Soldiers have arrived and they're coming to rescue us.

#12800:04:10.472→00:04:13.409

SCIENTIST: Of course, I have my doubts that we'll live long enough to greet them.

#12900:04:13.409→00:04:15.511

YEAH, THANKS FOR THE WARNING, ASSHOLE!

#13000:04:15.511→00:04:17.947

I REALLY APPRECIATE HOW YOU STOOD THERE STARING AT ME

#13100:04:17.947→00:04:19.782

AND NOT DOING A GOD DAMNED THING!

#13200:04:19.782→00:04:22.685

YOU'RE LIKE A CAT WATCHING A MOUSE DIE!

#13300:04:22.685→00:04:25.287

I'm getting out of here. There's too many psychos in this place.

#13400:04:25.287→00:04:25.888

[whistling sound]

#13500:04:25.888→00:04:26.689

[whistling sound] What's that noise?

#13600:04:26.689→00:04:27.489

[turret firing]

#13700:04:27.489→00:04:28.490

[turret firing] WAAAH!

#13800:04:28.490→00:04:29.692

[turret firing] MY EAR!

#13900:04:29.692→00:04:31.961

[turret beeping] I GOT SHOT IN THE EAR!

#14000:04:31.961→00:04:34.763

[turret beeping] WHY IS THE BUILDING TRYING TO KILL ME?!

#14100:04:34.763→00:04:36.065

[turret beeping] I'M AN EMPLOYEE!

#14200:04:36.065→00:04:38.534

[turret beeping] YOU DON'T SHOOT YOUR EMPLOYEES!

#14300:04:38.534→00:04:39.668

[turret beeping]

#14400:04:39.668→00:04:41.337

[turret beeping] You are NOT employees!

#14500:04:41.337→00:04:43.238

[turret beeping]

#14600:04:43.238→00:04:44.974

[turret beeping] DAMMIT!

#14700:04:44.974→00:04:46.508

[turret beeping] YOU'RE ALL FIRED!

#14800:04:46.508→00:04:47.710

[turret beeping]

#14900:04:47.710→00:04:49.311

[turret firing] NO!

#15000:04:49.311→00:04:50.346

[turret beeping] Fuck this.

#15100:04:50.346→00:04:52.281

[turret beeping] I'm going to wait for that thing to power down.

#15200:04:52.281→00:04:59.922

[turret beeping, whistling in time]

#15300:04:59.922→00:05:03.092

[turret beeping] I can't believe that we have automatic turret guns.

#15400:05:03.092→00:05:05.361

[turret beeping] You shouldn't kill your workers.

#15500:05:05.361→00:05:08.630

[turret deactivating] I thought they taught that in, like, Business 101.

#15600:05:08.630→00:05:09.565

Okay...

#15700:05:09.565→00:05:11.100

[imitating Bionic Man sound]

#15800:05:11.100→00:05:12.935

Man, I just don't get a break.

#15900:05:14.536→00:05:18.073

Kneel before me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

#16000:05:18.073→00:05:20.542

Hah, no smoking around the turret gun.

#16100:05:20.542→00:05:22.011

Bad for your health.

#16200:05:22.011→00:05:22.911

[vortigese] Oh, oh!

#16300:05:25.347→00:05:27.516

Yeah, keep on gargling; I'm reloading.

#16400:05:28.650→00:05:31.120

And that's why you should stay in school.

#16500:05:31.120→00:05:34.289

Man, I am not happy at all about getting my ear shot.

#16600:05:34.289→00:05:36.759

I guess it's a free piercing, but I don't have a mirror.

#16700:05:36.759→00:05:38.293

I don't want to look like I'm gay.

#16800:05:38.293→00:05:40.829

I guess gay is when you get both ears pierced.

#16900:05:40.829→00:05:42.131

Either that, or you're a sailor.

#17000:05:42.131→00:05:43.499

GUARD: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

#17100:05:43.499→00:05:44.767

Who the hell are you talking to?

#17200:05:45.934→00:05:47.036

Friggin' lunatic.

#17300:05:47.036→00:05:50.105

GUARD: Hey, what the hell are you doing down here? Get topside!

#17400:05:50.105→00:05:51.874

GUARD: I hear troops are coming in to save us.

#17500:05:51.874→00:05:53.609

Well, they're not coming fast enough!

#17600:05:53.609→00:05:55.244

I got shot, y'know?

#17700:05:55.244→00:05:57.146

Ah, first aid. Yeah.

#17800:05:57.146→00:05:58.680

I need some gauze.

#17900:05:59.314→00:06:00.616

GUARD: I'll bet that stings a bit.

#18000:06:00.616→00:06:04.586

Yeah, no shit, Skippy. I've got more blood on me than an ax murderer.

#18100:06:04.586→00:06:07.689

I'd be arrested if I were to approach a child looking like this.

#18200:06:08.524→00:06:10.592

I wonder if there's any more clips in here.

#18300:06:10.592→00:06:12.227

I'm on my last one.

#18400:06:12.227→00:06:15.697

I really wasn't expecting to use up all my ammo, but what can I say?

#18500:06:15.697→00:06:18.534

This gun keeps solving my problems for me.

#18600:06:18.534→00:06:22.538

Oh! An exit sign!

#18700:06:22.538→00:06:24.440

It's about bloody time.

#18800:06:24.440→00:06:25.340

[lock jiggles]

#18900:06:25.340→00:06:27.042

Okay, remain calm.

#19000:06:27.910→00:06:28.811

Jesus!

#19100:06:29.344→00:06:31.413

Okay, we'll take this to the next level.

#19200:06:32.147→00:06:33.615

What the fuck?!

#19300:06:33.615→00:06:37.152

We installed bullet-proof glass on our exit doors?

#19400:06:37.152→00:06:38.720

That stuff's not cheap.

#19500:06:38.720→00:06:40.456

How retarded are we?

#19600:06:40.456→00:06:42.191

[lock jiggles] I don't know anymore.

#19700:06:42.191→00:06:42.991

[lock jiggles]

#19800:06:42.991→00:06:45.627

Ugh. What did they think was going to happen?

#19900:06:45.627→00:06:49.465

The turret guns were going to sprout a pair of legs and get up and leave?

#20000:06:49.465→00:06:51.333

I'm just a rat in a maze.

#20100:06:51.900→00:06:53.368

With no cheese.

#20200:06:53.368→00:06:54.670

And you're not helping.

#20300:06:57.473→00:06:59.808

I guess I am getting a gun out of the whole deal.

#20400:06:59.808→00:07:02.911

That's registered in someone else's name!

#20500:07:02.911→00:07:04.746

That means, once all this blows over,

#20600:07:04.746→00:07:08.117

I'll be able to kill anyone and get away with it if I want to.

#20700:07:08.117→00:07:09.952

Hey, I think that's an exit.

#20800:07:09.952→00:07:11.120

[ceiling tiles fall] Huh?

#20900:07:11.120→00:07:12.121

[headcrabs chirp] Oh my God!

#21000:07:12.121→00:07:13.956

THIS WAS NOT APPROVED BY THE COMMITTEE!

#21100:07:13.956→00:07:15.958

I'M NOT TAKING ANY QUESTIONS!

#21200:07:15.958→00:07:16.792

NO COMMENT!

#21300:07:17.059→00:07:17.893

NO COMMENT!

#21400:07:18.193→00:07:19.128

NO COMMENT!

#21500:07:19.761→00:07:23.065

Well, I can understand how some people can't get enough of me,

#21600:07:23.065→00:07:25.334

but it's for their own good, really.

#21700:07:26.502→00:07:29.104

Yay, something I can actually break.

#21800:07:31.940→00:07:34.776

God, my face must look like a cutting board right now.

#21900:07:34.776→00:07:36.245

I wonder if it'll scar.

#22000:07:36.245→00:07:40.048

That would look badass if I had one of those face scars across the eye.

#22100:07:40.048→00:07:41.049

And my ear.

#22200:07:41.049→00:07:42.851

Who else has pierced ears?

#22300:07:42.851→00:07:43.619

Artists,

#22400:07:43.619→00:07:44.853

punk rockers,

#22500:07:44.853→00:07:45.888

pirates...

#22600:07:45.888→00:07:47.890

Huh, pirates have both ears pierced.

#22700:07:47.890→00:07:49.625

But, then, they're sailors.

#22800:07:49.625→00:07:50.792

Hey, is that coffee?

#22900:07:50.792→00:07:52.261

Sweet, are there any doughnuts?

#23000:07:52.261→00:07:54.530

Whoa! That's a big no.

#23100:07:54.530→00:07:55.864

This isn't going to work.

#23200:07:58.433→00:08:00.068

What the... they're deaf.

#23300:08:00.068→00:08:01.270

They can't hear me.

#23400:08:01.270→00:08:03.105

How the hell did they find me earlier?

#23500:08:03.105→00:08:04.606

They don't have eyes.

#23600:08:04.606→00:08:05.908

We may never know.

#23700:08:07.876→00:08:09.811

Science will thank me someday.

#23800:08:09.811→00:08:12.047

Alright, enough of this, I'm getting some coffee.

#23900:08:12.648→00:08:13.715

Now, which button?

#24000:08:18.387→00:08:19.868

Yeah, that's the stuff.